too perfect

in honor of the royal wedding… be sure to drink a little more than you should… tonight! cheers mates!!!! have a ridiculousss weekend!

**and in honor of princess katherine download a sick beyonce mashup of who run the world here!

the word of the day is rufus.. now go and spread it around like wildfire !

just wanna say thanks so much for all the love i’ve been getting about ma site ! love all of youuu even da haters !!! now go gossip about how ridiculous i am to your friends and pass my blog around like a blunt on a hungover saturday morning!

never.been.kissed=90s.cult.classic

springtime.

today is a ridiculously B-E-A-utifulllll day in ny. the sun is shining, birds are chirping, and im 85% sure i’m getting laid tonight. hope everyone is off to a good friday…

the.garden.outside.of.my.office

curb on a blog

if you go my facebook page, you’ll see that one man and one man only guides my political views: larry david- the most ridiculous jewface on the planet. here is a clip from one of my fav episodes titled “the car pool lane”… so go enjoy ya breakfast with a side of obnoxious jew.

**shoutout to jackeee from sister sister who plays the hooker larry uses to ride the the hov lane, what a classic show.

escape me

cant believe my bony ass survived this ridiiiicccculous winter here in the northeast! now it’s finallyyyy time to pa-pa-party on a beach. inhale slow.

view from my friend’s back porch

tomorrow i’m visiting my homegirl at fairfield u in connecticut and since I’m leaving straight from work, i had to pack tonight. if you know me, you know in xtreeeemmmmelyy organized and it’s pretty much the only thing I’m anal about (but that story will come later). so when i pack, i like to put on my latest mix (with real housewives on mute), spark a blunt, and get my ocd on… click here for kudi/tiesto/whitepanda mashup

before

after

ripped.denim

jean.shorts.lightweight.tops

frye.heels.coach.wedges

housewarming.gift.for.ma.chica

all is quiet in the yard

this kid must be gay… cuz i have a pretty sick fuckin body  🙂

some musica for ya thursday night

my best friend first showed me this kid cuz she thought i should hook up with him. i still haven’t met him, but we are friends on facebook, and turns out he’s a pretty good dj. so everyone knows just how much of a stalker i am- here is his profile picture. listen to his mix below and download more of his ridiculous beats here.

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would you light my candle

i’ve always had a thing for candles.. a) they help cover up smoke b) they smell good and c) they’re an easy chic home accessory. while staring at the light of a candle stoned last week, i realized i could turn that beautiful wax-held container into something! and vwalaaa! beholdddd… make-up and ring holders!!!

cheap n chic n smell like the candle that once was!!!! ladies, i highly recommend this ridiculous way to save the glass of your fav candles! and while you’re here- i couldn’t help but post a twist on rent’s “light my candle” with the one and only ridiculously fashionable whore herself, vanessa hudgens. enjoy.

the show goes on

graduated sumcum laudely

to the class of 2011… congrajafuckinglations!!! so proud to have the smartest, prettiest, most crackhead friends around town!!!! our brains can only get more holes in them from here on!!!

my.friends.are.ridiculous.

humpday treat

hope everyone’s having a good humpday!! i’m currently at work enjoying this ridiculoussss double fudge brownie 🙂 even though i wish it had hash in it, it’s still pretty fucking sweet! have a loveeelyyyy day!

i'm gonna make you girls a special hump day treat !