electric whales

in the wise words of my best friend “spandex is a privilege… not a right”

one (wo)man army

i have wayyyy to many sex stories not to write for this mag one day…. or be on the cover.

the silver fox

i love anderson cooper– he’s smart, sexy, and calls people out on their shyttttt.. and no, I DID NOT get the name of ma blog from him… great minds obviously think alike. anyway watch the feud that went down between cooper and stephen colbert belowww (click pic to see vid) —–>

outta sight, outta mind

doesn’t my ex look EXACTLY like taylor lautner !? it’s sooo annoying i have to see him in the media every other day !!! riiidiculousss #cantcatchabreak

i will never get over this outfit

“dress shabbily and they remember the dress, dress impeccably and they remember the woman.”- CoCo Chanel

and dey call me ano

mmmmmm dinnnaaaa timeeee.. it feels like sunday since i raved hard last night, so i guess i’ll just eat like it is too….

can i be you?

in my next life, i want to come back as rachel zoe…. or skylar morrison berman

get money, get paper

paper magazine is the tits. for all you bravo-holics, great article on andy cohen inside this months issue.

a good blow job

i’ve learned that all it really takes to feel like a moviestaaa is a sick blowout. c’mon- if my hair looked like this everyday, wouldn’t i be famous by now?

anxiously awaiting

well this is xciting…