you can never be too blonde, too tan, or too skinny ?

  

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                                                                                                                   another dumb blonde once told me…  “you can never be too blonde, too tan, or too skinny”. although this statement clearly qualifies as ridiculous, fake-boobed bleach blonde bimbos continue to conquer the world making millions, and i’m here chillin with my 2 business degrees and a $35,000 starting salary…. i surrender, hugh- call me.